A little girl is out in the backyard brushing the dog's teeth, and her father stops by and says, "What are you doing?" She says, "Well, I'm brushing Scruffy's teeth." She pauses and says to her father, "Don't worry, Dad. I'll put your toothbrush back like I always do."
When properly used, a tooth brush and a tube of toothpaste can help to eliminate tooth decay, prolonging the life of your teeth or so the story goes, I think it's even suppose to help with bad breath or so goes an old black and white commercial I have from an old Abbott and Costello show I have on DVD. Or, I suppose, it could give you dog breath....
Dear Lord, Thank you
- For toothbrushes and toothpaste